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Last week, Adrian had invited Yelena and Lydia both to watch him bury his heart and properly claim the land. Lydia, because he thought that a fellow practitioner would appreciate watching a ritual of this size, Yelena because...well, if nothing else, he figured that she'd enjoy having something else to tease him about.
He'd brought out a nice picnic blanket and some refreshments, including several bottles of his homemade fruit beers that he'd shared with Logan, water, fruit juices, a light herbal tea, sandwiches on a thick, hearty bread (made fancy because he'd cut them into quarters), and a nice, freshly-baked cake that he'd cooked because he'd wanted to, not because he was nervous.
"You're fretting," Boston noted, sunning himself in a tree while Adrian made sure that all the utensils and plates were just so for his guests.
"I'm new to hosting," Adrian said. "I want to make sure that everything is nice for them."
"Uh-huh," Boston said. "...You're going to do fine." He wasn't talking about hosting. "We've practiced a hundred times back home."
"I know," his witch replied. "I just kinda wish it had been a hundred and one." Or maybe a hundred ten.
***
Once his guests had arrived and seated themselves, Adrian pulled out his trunk, went over to the black steamer trunk that he'd flown in with and, after rooting around amongst various things (he really needed to unpack this), he pulled out a beautifully carved wooden box and clutched it reverently to his chest. "Would you care to hold it while I finish preparing?" he asked, offering the box to Lydia. Boston made a grumpy sound, but forewent commentary as Adrian knelt down in front of the oak tree, plunged his bare hands into the acorn-covered ground, and began to dig. He moved handfuls of soil with surprising efficiency. "This has to be done by hand," he explained, figuring Yelena, at least, might be wondering why he wasn't using a shovel. "I'm a good digger, though. It won't take me long."
He wasn't kidding. Adrian Blackwood dug a three-foot-deep hole through hardpacked, rocky soil using nothing but his hands. He worked calmly, methodically, but fast, and didn't so much as rip a nail. There had to be some magic behind that, but he didn't say a word the entire time. He just kept going until he had a neat, knee-deep, root-filled pit wide enough to sit in, finished. A hole that size should have taken hours, even with a shovel; Adrian had finished in maybe twenty minutes. "There," he said, brushing the earth off his fingers as he stood up. "Now we're ready."
Adrian took the wooden box back from Lydia. The moment his hands touched it, a hush fell over the clearing. Whatever Adrian was doing had the attention of the whole woods - or at least, the section he'd claimed for himself. Silently, reverently, he climbed back into the hole he'd just made and got down on his knees, placing the wooden box into the nest of roots at the bottom. When everything was positioned exactly where he wanted it, he removed the box's carved lid. The wood came off with a delicate scrape, revealing the object inside, which looked exactly like a human heart. A live human heart. It contracted as they watched, the dark-red muscles pumping in the deep, regular motion of a heartbeat. It didn't look bloody or wet; it was just a heart beating in Adrian's hands as he removed it from the box and began to bury it in the ground.
The hush got deeper with every handful of dirt he scooped over it, and then a pulse began to run through the soil under where they were sitting. The thumping sound got louder and louder as Adrian filled in the hole he'd just made. By the time he stood up to press the dirt flat with his boots, the whole hill was pounding with the beating of the heart. It shook the trees and frightened the birds, filling the air with flapping wings and the crushing feeling of something huge and ancient, something larger than human. The weight of so much power was palpable, pushing down on all of them in a way that made it hard to stay upright. Just when they might have become certain it was going to flatten them to the ground, Adrian brought his hands together in front of him with a clap, and the horrible pressure vanished like it had never been.
"Well done!" Boston called from the branches he'd climbed up into. "That went even better than it did in practice."
Adrian was panting too hard to answer. He'd been perfectly calm the whole time he was filling in the hole. Now that he was finished, he collapsed onto the needle-strewn ground with a gasp, sprawling under the trees with a triumphant smile on his face.
[Text taken and adapted from Hell For Hire by Rachel Aaron, because you know how I love me some perfectly normal canons. While the two ladies mentioned were invited, post is open for other folks, either before or after the ritual.]
He'd brought out a nice picnic blanket and some refreshments, including several bottles of his homemade fruit beers that he'd shared with Logan, water, fruit juices, a light herbal tea, sandwiches on a thick, hearty bread (made fancy because he'd cut them into quarters), and a nice, freshly-baked cake that he'd cooked because he'd wanted to, not because he was nervous.
"You're fretting," Boston noted, sunning himself in a tree while Adrian made sure that all the utensils and plates were just so for his guests.
"I'm new to hosting," Adrian said. "I want to make sure that everything is nice for them."
"Uh-huh," Boston said. "...You're going to do fine." He wasn't talking about hosting. "We've practiced a hundred times back home."
"I know," his witch replied. "I just kinda wish it had been a hundred and one." Or maybe a hundred ten.
Once his guests had arrived and seated themselves, Adrian pulled out his trunk, went over to the black steamer trunk that he'd flown in with and, after rooting around amongst various things (he really needed to unpack this), he pulled out a beautifully carved wooden box and clutched it reverently to his chest. "Would you care to hold it while I finish preparing?" he asked, offering the box to Lydia. Boston made a grumpy sound, but forewent commentary as Adrian knelt down in front of the oak tree, plunged his bare hands into the acorn-covered ground, and began to dig. He moved handfuls of soil with surprising efficiency. "This has to be done by hand," he explained, figuring Yelena, at least, might be wondering why he wasn't using a shovel. "I'm a good digger, though. It won't take me long."
He wasn't kidding. Adrian Blackwood dug a three-foot-deep hole through hardpacked, rocky soil using nothing but his hands. He worked calmly, methodically, but fast, and didn't so much as rip a nail. There had to be some magic behind that, but he didn't say a word the entire time. He just kept going until he had a neat, knee-deep, root-filled pit wide enough to sit in, finished. A hole that size should have taken hours, even with a shovel; Adrian had finished in maybe twenty minutes. "There," he said, brushing the earth off his fingers as he stood up. "Now we're ready."
Adrian took the wooden box back from Lydia. The moment his hands touched it, a hush fell over the clearing. Whatever Adrian was doing had the attention of the whole woods - or at least, the section he'd claimed for himself. Silently, reverently, he climbed back into the hole he'd just made and got down on his knees, placing the wooden box into the nest of roots at the bottom. When everything was positioned exactly where he wanted it, he removed the box's carved lid. The wood came off with a delicate scrape, revealing the object inside, which looked exactly like a human heart. A live human heart. It contracted as they watched, the dark-red muscles pumping in the deep, regular motion of a heartbeat. It didn't look bloody or wet; it was just a heart beating in Adrian's hands as he removed it from the box and began to bury it in the ground.
The hush got deeper with every handful of dirt he scooped over it, and then a pulse began to run through the soil under where they were sitting. The thumping sound got louder and louder as Adrian filled in the hole he'd just made. By the time he stood up to press the dirt flat with his boots, the whole hill was pounding with the beating of the heart. It shook the trees and frightened the birds, filling the air with flapping wings and the crushing feeling of something huge and ancient, something larger than human. The weight of so much power was palpable, pushing down on all of them in a way that made it hard to stay upright. Just when they might have become certain it was going to flatten them to the ground, Adrian brought his hands together in front of him with a clap, and the horrible pressure vanished like it had never been.
"Well done!" Boston called from the branches he'd climbed up into. "That went even better than it did in practice."
Adrian was panting too hard to answer. He'd been perfectly calm the whole time he was filling in the hole. Now that he was finished, he collapsed onto the needle-strewn ground with a gasp, sprawling under the trees with a triumphant smile on his face.
[Text taken and adapted from Hell For Hire by Rachel Aaron, because you know how I love me some perfectly normal canons. While the two ladies mentioned were invited, post is open for other folks, either before or after the ritual.]
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 01:56 am (UTC)Look at this man and his unbound optimism.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 02:08 am (UTC)But for the record she had been like seven and a ghost dragon had been about to eat her.
"Well, eventually that came due, of course, and I didn't have anything that would be good enough, so he was going to eat us. But Harriet had heard talk of a Jewel of Propriety in Brighton--she didn't know what it was, either," Lydia felt obligated to say, because it was true. "She thought it was just a magical kind of jewel, like I did--and Wormentongue said that if I brought him the jewel then he wouldn't eat us. Only then I found out that the Jewel was Miss Lambe, so obviously I couldn't do that."
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 02:21 am (UTC)Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 02:33 am (UTC)Had she told Adrian when she was from? At any rate he might suspect that the math might not be mathing here.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 02:46 am (UTC)Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 02:49 am (UTC)Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 04:34 pm (UTC)Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 06:20 pm (UTC)The only outward sign of this thought process was a single rather sharp look before she returned to her usual bubblier countenance and said, "I'm sure there are still witches in Hertfordshire! Imagine if they'd stopped being born!" Probably fewer seventh daughters of seventh daughters about, though.
That did not touch on the subject of whether or not they could handle Wormentongue, granted, because Lydia was certain they couldn't. Not on their own, anyway. Miss Lambe had had to come into her power to deal with him the first time.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 07:05 pm (UTC)"Of course," Adrian said smoothly. "Though perhaps it's something Miss Lambe would like to hear about?"
He was just making a suggestion!
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 07:13 pm (UTC)Oh, please let her be able to make this Miss Lambe's problem, even though she was probably still in Brighton.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 08:13 pm (UTC)"And even if she isn't alive now, letting her know in your own time might convince her to come up with a more permanent plan."
Especially if they knew what he was up to, Lydia...
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 08:28 pm (UTC)"I'm sure she's aware," Lydia insisted. "She knows when I am, after all...still, I shall mention it in my next letter to her." There. Were you happy now, Adrian?
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 09:17 pm (UTC)Sorry, Lydia, he didn't really like the idea of a ghost dragon running around trying to eat people, and that was before he factored in the still-poorly-defined Great Power.
"And it's entirely possible that the version of her that might exist in 2024 has already taken care of it," he offered. "But bringing it to her attention certainly couldn't hurt."
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 09:40 pm (UTC)Said like one to whom Wormenheart had not been a great deal of danger while dead already, and also, the player has totally been typing Wormenheart this entire time.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 09:59 pm (UTC)"...Didn't he try to eat you as a ghost already?" He was pretty sure that was an important part of her story.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 10:21 pm (UTC)"Well. Yes. But he's probably not so strong now!"
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 10:33 pm (UTC)Where was Boston to be judgy, too. This definitely called for cat judginess.
"...I've found that in times like this, it's best to assume the worst case, prepare for it, and, hopefully, be pleasantly surprised afterwards," he noted.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 10:36 pm (UTC)"But I don't want to do that," Lydia said, like that was a totally reasonable counterpoint.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 10:44 pm (UTC)"Oooookaaaaay?" he said, clearly waiting for more.
Lydia, there had to be more.
Please say there was more.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 10:51 pm (UTC)Yes, dear, but unfortunately you are the one who knows about the problem and you know all too well that life doesn't believe in 'fair.'
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 11:37 pm (UTC)He looked at her now, grave and thoughtful. "If - and it is still an if - that Wormentongue is still a danger, it would be unfair to make you deal with him again. Horrifically, undeniably, even cruelly unfair. But denying your power and your help and your experience to them while they faced a monster is just as unfair."
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 11:53 pm (UTC)Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-17 09:31 pm (UTC)Which still meant she had to write it. And didn't involve him apologizing for his terrible reasonableness.