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Last week, Adrian had invited Yelena and Lydia both to watch him bury his heart and properly claim the land. Lydia, because he thought that a fellow practitioner would appreciate watching a ritual of this size, Yelena because...well, if nothing else, he figured that she'd enjoy having something else to tease him about.
He'd brought out a nice picnic blanket and some refreshments, including several bottles of his homemade fruit beers that he'd shared with Logan, water, fruit juices, a light herbal tea, sandwiches on a thick, hearty bread (made fancy because he'd cut them into quarters), and a nice, freshly-baked cake that he'd cooked because he'd wanted to, not because he was nervous.
"You're fretting," Boston noted, sunning himself in a tree while Adrian made sure that all the utensils and plates were just so for his guests.
"I'm new to hosting," Adrian said. "I want to make sure that everything is nice for them."
"Uh-huh," Boston said. "...You're going to do fine." He wasn't talking about hosting. "We've practiced a hundred times back home."
"I know," his witch replied. "I just kinda wish it had been a hundred and one." Or maybe a hundred ten.
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Once his guests had arrived and seated themselves, Adrian pulled out his trunk, went over to the black steamer trunk that he'd flown in with and, after rooting around amongst various things (he really needed to unpack this), he pulled out a beautifully carved wooden box and clutched it reverently to his chest. "Would you care to hold it while I finish preparing?" he asked, offering the box to Lydia. Boston made a grumpy sound, but forewent commentary as Adrian knelt down in front of the oak tree, plunged his bare hands into the acorn-covered ground, and began to dig. He moved handfuls of soil with surprising efficiency. "This has to be done by hand," he explained, figuring Yelena, at least, might be wondering why he wasn't using a shovel. "I'm a good digger, though. It won't take me long."
He wasn't kidding. Adrian Blackwood dug a three-foot-deep hole through hardpacked, rocky soil using nothing but his hands. He worked calmly, methodically, but fast, and didn't so much as rip a nail. There had to be some magic behind that, but he didn't say a word the entire time. He just kept going until he had a neat, knee-deep, root-filled pit wide enough to sit in, finished. A hole that size should have taken hours, even with a shovel; Adrian had finished in maybe twenty minutes. "There," he said, brushing the earth off his fingers as he stood up. "Now we're ready."
Adrian took the wooden box back from Lydia. The moment his hands touched it, a hush fell over the clearing. Whatever Adrian was doing had the attention of the whole woods - or at least, the section he'd claimed for himself. Silently, reverently, he climbed back into the hole he'd just made and got down on his knees, placing the wooden box into the nest of roots at the bottom. When everything was positioned exactly where he wanted it, he removed the box's carved lid. The wood came off with a delicate scrape, revealing the object inside, which looked exactly like a human heart. A live human heart. It contracted as they watched, the dark-red muscles pumping in the deep, regular motion of a heartbeat. It didn't look bloody or wet; it was just a heart beating in Adrian's hands as he removed it from the box and began to bury it in the ground.
The hush got deeper with every handful of dirt he scooped over it, and then a pulse began to run through the soil under where they were sitting. The thumping sound got louder and louder as Adrian filled in the hole he'd just made. By the time he stood up to press the dirt flat with his boots, the whole hill was pounding with the beating of the heart. It shook the trees and frightened the birds, filling the air with flapping wings and the crushing feeling of something huge and ancient, something larger than human. The weight of so much power was palpable, pushing down on all of them in a way that made it hard to stay upright. Just when they might have become certain it was going to flatten them to the ground, Adrian brought his hands together in front of him with a clap, and the horrible pressure vanished like it had never been.
"Well done!" Boston called from the branches he'd climbed up into. "That went even better than it did in practice."
Adrian was panting too hard to answer. He'd been perfectly calm the whole time he was filling in the hole. Now that he was finished, he collapsed onto the needle-strewn ground with a gasp, sprawling under the trees with a triumphant smile on his face.
[Text taken and adapted from Hell For Hire by Rachel Aaron, because you know how I love me some perfectly normal canons. While the two ladies mentioned were invited, post is open for other folks, either before or after the ritual.]
He'd brought out a nice picnic blanket and some refreshments, including several bottles of his homemade fruit beers that he'd shared with Logan, water, fruit juices, a light herbal tea, sandwiches on a thick, hearty bread (made fancy because he'd cut them into quarters), and a nice, freshly-baked cake that he'd cooked because he'd wanted to, not because he was nervous.
"You're fretting," Boston noted, sunning himself in a tree while Adrian made sure that all the utensils and plates were just so for his guests.
"I'm new to hosting," Adrian said. "I want to make sure that everything is nice for them."
"Uh-huh," Boston said. "...You're going to do fine." He wasn't talking about hosting. "We've practiced a hundred times back home."
"I know," his witch replied. "I just kinda wish it had been a hundred and one." Or maybe a hundred ten.
Once his guests had arrived and seated themselves, Adrian pulled out his trunk, went over to the black steamer trunk that he'd flown in with and, after rooting around amongst various things (he really needed to unpack this), he pulled out a beautifully carved wooden box and clutched it reverently to his chest. "Would you care to hold it while I finish preparing?" he asked, offering the box to Lydia. Boston made a grumpy sound, but forewent commentary as Adrian knelt down in front of the oak tree, plunged his bare hands into the acorn-covered ground, and began to dig. He moved handfuls of soil with surprising efficiency. "This has to be done by hand," he explained, figuring Yelena, at least, might be wondering why he wasn't using a shovel. "I'm a good digger, though. It won't take me long."
He wasn't kidding. Adrian Blackwood dug a three-foot-deep hole through hardpacked, rocky soil using nothing but his hands. He worked calmly, methodically, but fast, and didn't so much as rip a nail. There had to be some magic behind that, but he didn't say a word the entire time. He just kept going until he had a neat, knee-deep, root-filled pit wide enough to sit in, finished. A hole that size should have taken hours, even with a shovel; Adrian had finished in maybe twenty minutes. "There," he said, brushing the earth off his fingers as he stood up. "Now we're ready."
Adrian took the wooden box back from Lydia. The moment his hands touched it, a hush fell over the clearing. Whatever Adrian was doing had the attention of the whole woods - or at least, the section he'd claimed for himself. Silently, reverently, he climbed back into the hole he'd just made and got down on his knees, placing the wooden box into the nest of roots at the bottom. When everything was positioned exactly where he wanted it, he removed the box's carved lid. The wood came off with a delicate scrape, revealing the object inside, which looked exactly like a human heart. A live human heart. It contracted as they watched, the dark-red muscles pumping in the deep, regular motion of a heartbeat. It didn't look bloody or wet; it was just a heart beating in Adrian's hands as he removed it from the box and began to bury it in the ground.
The hush got deeper with every handful of dirt he scooped over it, and then a pulse began to run through the soil under where they were sitting. The thumping sound got louder and louder as Adrian filled in the hole he'd just made. By the time he stood up to press the dirt flat with his boots, the whole hill was pounding with the beating of the heart. It shook the trees and frightened the birds, filling the air with flapping wings and the crushing feeling of something huge and ancient, something larger than human. The weight of so much power was palpable, pushing down on all of them in a way that made it hard to stay upright. Just when they might have become certain it was going to flatten them to the ground, Adrian brought his hands together in front of him with a clap, and the horrible pressure vanished like it had never been.
"Well done!" Boston called from the branches he'd climbed up into. "That went even better than it did in practice."
Adrian was panting too hard to answer. He'd been perfectly calm the whole time he was filling in the hole. Now that he was finished, he collapsed onto the needle-strewn ground with a gasp, sprawling under the trees with a triumphant smile on his face.
[Text taken and adapted from Hell For Hire by Rachel Aaron, because you know how I love me some perfectly normal canons. While the two ladies mentioned were invited, post is open for other folks, either before or after the ritual.]
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-15 06:37 pm (UTC)Listen, it could happen.
"You've a lovely home," Lydia told him as she did her best not to look like she was gawking at it.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-15 06:52 pm (UTC)"Thank you!" he said proudly. "I built it myself. Back home, of course, then brought it with me."
Doing it the other way would have taken much longer.
"Afterwards, I'd be happy to give you a tour? I think you'll really like my greenhouse."
Because obviously he had an attached greenhouse. What was he, a peasant?
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-15 07:00 pm (UTC)Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-15 07:20 pm (UTC)"Of course," he said. "I'm very proud of it. And it'll be nice to get to show it to someone, finally."
Since he and Raiden had gone back to Raiden's place (the breakfast alone had been worth it) and Logan didn't seem to really be a 'come inside and admire my cottagecore aesthetic' kind of guy.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-15 07:28 pm (UTC)"You should be very proud of it," Lydia said stoutly. Imagine, making something like this all by yourself! "My greatest skills lie in mucking up needlework, I'm afraid...although that can come in rather handy in certain circumstances."
Ooooh, a cottagecore aesthetic! Lydia was in.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-15 07:47 pm (UTC)And also it was more ecologically friendly, sustainable, and self-sufficient!
"I tried explaining that to Yelena when we were arguing over riding broomsticks, but I think she was more entertained by the concept of a flying roomba than in getting what I was saying." Or just enjoyed arguing for the sake of arguing. "How often does mucking up needlework come in handy?"
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-15 07:55 pm (UTC)"As far as needlework goes, once I--well, it's very complicated, but I found myself the sort of...slipped stitch in a magical tapestry, and I believe it saved my life." She'd have to start by explaining the Order of the Rose, and they'd be here all day. "They quite deserved for me to ruin their working," she added, defensive, as if Adrian might have thought otherwise of people he didn't even know.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-15 08:09 pm (UTC)Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-15 08:20 pm (UTC)That was actually fairly concise, all things considered. Well done, Lydia!
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-15 08:42 pm (UTC)He took a few moments to even out his breathing and get his temper under control. This was not the kind of working that one did angry. That could have catastrophic consequences.
"It sounds like you were very brave, very clever, and very lucky," he said finally.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-15 08:47 pm (UTC)"Well, I didn't have any choice. They wanted to treat Miss Lambe most horribly, you see. She was undergoing her transformation into the Witch Queen, and they didn't want a queen--which I suppose I can understand. But they wanted to use her as a power source instead. As a...a thing instead of a person. So I had to stop them, so I could get her away." Simple as that!
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-15 08:51 pm (UTC)Yeah, that was definitely one of those places where their traditions zagged away from each other.
He tried imagining his mother and his aunts bowing to someone else - or even each other - and had to stifle a snort.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-15 08:59 pm (UTC)Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-15 09:06 pm (UTC)"What do Witch Queens do?" he asked. "And what are Great Powers? And what was she the Jewel of Propriety?"
That sounded like a terribly boring thing to be, if he was being honest.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-15 09:21 pm (UTC)"I suppose she was called the Jewel of Propriety because when she was coming into her power she became a sort of...living statue made of amethyst for a time," Lydia explained, for a certain value of 'explaining.' "That made getting her away from Brighton and the Order quite difficult, I can tell you. As the Witch Queen, she has power over the witches of Brighton and can aid them in their endeavors," which some of them were probably not enjoying, considering they had tried to keep her an amethyst statue to use as a magical battery, "but she is quite tied to Brighton itself. She is trying to figure out a way to come and visit me here, and I do hope she can work it out."
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-15 11:46 pm (UTC)"...And not all of your Greater Powers turn into living amethyst statues as part of their overall Awakening, I'm guessing? That's just a...her thing?" he asked.
...wow. Hey, Lydia. Lydia, come here. Come here. What in the actual fuck?
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 12:29 am (UTC)Oh, talk to her after you meet the self-resurrecting demon queen, Adrian.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 12:37 am (UTC)"Are the other Great Powers limited to a town as well?" You should really talk about how Wormentongue was a dragon, Lydia. Didn't you want to share 'that time I nearly got eaten by a (ghost) dragon' stories?
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 12:49 am (UTC)Welcome to the wonderful world of Lydia Bennet explaining things, Adrian!
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 01:19 am (UTC)A pause. "Is it one sea? Or all the seas?"
Lydia, you were making his head hurt.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 01:28 am (UTC)"It's...the sea," Lydia said, unsure why he was having difficulty with all of this. "And Wormentongue used to be a dragon, you see, so it would have been a very bad thing for everyone if he'd managed to restore himself. And Miss Lambe is the Witch Queen of Brighton, so of course she must be of Brighton." Duh, Adrian.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 01:32 am (UTC)"I suppose it just hardly seems fair that your Miss Lambe is trapped in one small town, I suppose." Even Witch Queen of England might seem a bit more on par with a dragon and a guy who was 'of the sea' or whatever.
"Oh! Wait! Was this the dragon you were nearly eaten by? Did I mention I was also nearly eaten by a dragon?"
Adrian, stop sounding excited about this point of commonality. Even if it did mean 'moving away from topics that made your brain contort.'
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 01:35 am (UTC)Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 01:56 am (UTC)Look at this man and his unbound optimism.
Re: Before the Ritual
Date: 2024-09-16 02:08 am (UTC)But for the record she had been like seven and a ghost dragon had been about to eat her.
"Well, eventually that came due, of course, and I didn't have anything that would be good enough, so he was going to eat us. But Harriet had heard talk of a Jewel of Propriety in Brighton--she didn't know what it was, either," Lydia felt obligated to say, because it was true. "She thought it was just a magical kind of jewel, like I did--and Wormentongue said that if I brought him the jewel then he wouldn't eat us. Only then I found out that the Jewel was Miss Lambe, so obviously I couldn't do that."
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